Dear presidential hopefuls,
Please do your jobs – you know, the ones you got as a result of the last election. Here’s a news flash: the presidential election isn’t until November – next November! For the time being, I’m paying you to represent me as Senator or whatever your current role is, not to be making fund-raising appearances or generally neglecting your duties. Furthermore, I’m not interested in what you have to say right now, because it will likely change 3 times between now and the actual election, which, let’s review, is more than a year and half away. Please just shut up and do your actual jobs for the next year and maybe I’ll be interested in what you have to say next summer.
Sincerely,
A voter/tax-payer/someone who is not fooled by the media into thinking that the 2008 election is a “news item” right now
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