Now that I’m a golf pro, I should be able to tear it up with Tiger Woods, et al. On my last 9 hole round, I finished 7 under par, with a hole in one.

Now that I’m a golf pro, I should be able to tear it up with Tiger Woods, et al. On my last 9 hole round, I finished 7 under par, with a hole in one.
Since I posted this, I have also become a tennis pro. I’m within striking distance of becoming a professional bowler, too. However, I’m nowhere close to becoming a professional baseball player or a professional boxer. I have been playing more baseball lately and today I mercy-ruled my opponent in one inning by a score of 8-0. If I keep up this kind of performance, I’ll be a baseball pro in no time.
As expected, I recently became a bowling pro. I’m about halfway to becoming a baseball pro (my rating is around 500, and I need to break 1000). Before this week I had never even tried boxing competitively, but I’ve K.O.ed a bunch of people, so I’m on my way…