This evening I got interested in what happened to some of the Pirates’ previous top draft picks. So, I headed over to www.milb.com and checked out the webpage of the Indianapolis Indians, the Pirates’ AAA affiliate. While I was on that site, I discovered something awesome: the Men’s Hairiest Back Contest. A local laser clinic is sponsoring a contest in which prospective contestants are asked to send in a photo of their hairy backs. The finalists are invited to an Indians game and the winner gets free laser hair removal. This is funny, but I’m a little concerned by the photos on the website. A completely hairless back just looks unnatural. Plus, I’m guessing most people with hairy backs have pretty hairy fronts. So, if the contest winner only gets hair removal for his back, he’s going to look pretty weird with a smooth, hairless back and a hugely hairy chest.
Anyway, if you have a hairy back and want free laser hair removal, send in your picture!